#lmfao at this piece of shit #i love that his character is legit just there to be an asshole #that’s all THAT’S ALL #the running joke of this show being everyone else hating him im dead #ohhhh bennet corcoran #it’s amazing how attractive he is in oitnb and NOT attractive he is in this show #[patrick stewart ACTING.gif] #kind of wish he was with them in the flashfowards tbh #can you imagine him standing there like ‘duuuuuuude. look how fast this body is burning! dude!’ #’this is so much fun. i feel so close to you guys right now. hashtag besties’ #connor throws up in the background (via apriki)


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Tú hablas muchos idiomas, Derek Hale. You know exactly what I’m saying.


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15 Day Countdown to Blue Lily, Lily Blue

Day 3: Most romantic scene

Gansey & Blue Almost Kiss - (photo cred - Darren Pearson)

     ”I can’t - we can’t do this to him.”

It was jagged inside her. “I’m not a thing. To have.”

     ”No. Jesus. Of course you’re not. But you know what I mean.”

She did. And he was right. They couldn’t do this to him. She couldn’t do it to herself anyway. But how it made a disaster of her chest and her mouth and her head.

     ”I wish you could be kissed, Jane,” he said. “Because I would beg just one off you. Under all this.” He flailed an arm toward the stars. “And then we’d never say anything about it again.”

That could have been the end of it.

     I want something more.

She said, “We can pretend. Just once. And then we’ll never say anything about it again.”

What a strange shifting person he was. The Gansey who turned to her now was a world away from the lofty boy she’d first met. Without any hesitation, she stretched her arms around his neck. Who was this Blue? She felt bigger than her body. High as the stars. He leaned toward her - her heart spun again - and pressed his cheek against hers. His lips didn’t touch her skin, but she felt his breath, hot and uneven, on her face. His fingers splayed on either side of her spine. Her lips were so close to his jaw that she felt his hint of stubble at the end of them. It was mint and memories and the past and the future and she felt as if she’d done this before and already she longed to do it again.

     Oh, help, she thought. Help, help, help.

He pulled away. He said, “And now we never speak of it again.”

God this scene. I am not always particularly passionate about Blue and Gansey, but this scene pulls at my heart. 

The longing here, the desperation for something, just a taste, more, more is incredibly palpable, and I find myself just as desperate as they are for that non-kiss to slip into something more. 

Times are hard in the no man’s land that is Blue’s physical romantic life, and this scene lays that fact achingly bare. Completely romantic in a bittersweet, nerve-wrackng sort of way. 

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. —Charles William Eliot (via wordsnquotes)

underground korean rap sounds really obscure doesn’t it like if someone asked me what kind of music i listened to and i said “underground korean rap” what would people even take from that 


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the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.


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In that moment, Blue was a little in love with all of them. Their magic. Their quest. Their awfulness and strangeness. Her raven boys. - (The Dream Thieves, Maggie Stiefvater)


let’s talk about monmouth manufacturing:

  • described by ms stiefvater as a “gutted hipster warehouse palace”
  • unlocks if you just kind of bump the door with your knee
  • full of stacks of scholarly volumes in other languages, except for when they’re sports illustrated: swimsuit editions instead
  • fridge in the bathroom, next to the toilet
  • ronan’s bedroom door: covered with his speeding tickets
  • gansey’s bed, in the middle of the living room
  • next to his vast model of henrietta, virginia
  • abandoned lot? perfect for doing donuts!
  • oh and also for burning shit with the cops
  • and throwing things (like noah) out the window
  • according to adam in the first book you must have a top-secret knock to enter the all boys clubhouse
  • feel free to leave your pants and boxers in the middle of the room
  • where the fuck does gansey keep his clothes and stuff if he doesn’t have a room
  • if the fridge is in the bathroom, where is the rest of the kitchen? do they have a kitchen? probably not
  • do these boys ever eat anything but pizza
  • apparently occupied by a dead guy when they moved into bc no one could remember when noah started living there
  • (idiots)

"They are always brave.

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